Protein Bar review: OhYeah Victory Bar

As you probably have guessed by now, I love a good protein bar in my life. Yes, I would rather be eating my own, knowing that every ingredient is Lindsey approved, but sometimes that just can't happen. 

And because of this, I still love to spend an laughable amount of time perusing the protein bars in grocery stores. Because I know you're wondering, my process is this:

- I start at one end of the aisle, and pick up the first protein bar that I would possibly consider purchasing.

- I read the ingredients and then pick up another protein bar to compare.

- I compare things like protein amounts (I prefer higher), calories (between 150-250), sugar (between 3-10 grams, depending on calories), fat (I prefer lower 3-7 grams), and then the specifics on things like protein sources, sugar sources, and overall ingredients.

- As I find the winner, I will put back the loser and then pick up another and start the process all over again. 

Sounds SO fun right?! Maybe you'll try it one day. But really, I can't attempt making protein bars without trying other ones - so I like to chalk it up to research and development.

Anyways, the other day I found the Victory bar by OhYeah! Nutrition at my local Vitamin Shoppe. I hated spending $2.60 on one protein bar, but I "needed" something before work and I was intrigued by the nutrition facts.

First, 200 calories. In my opinion this is the perfect size for a protein bar. That way I can enjoy it alone or pair it with some raw vegetables and call it a meal. 

Second, 21 grams of protein. That's quite a lot for a 200 calorie protein bar - so it caught my eye.

Third, 20 grams of dietary fiber. This was the biggest stand out, most protein bars aren't worried about fiber, and they usually don't have more that 4 or 5 grams. 

Fourth, 8 grams of sugar. Now, that's nearing the higher end of my standards, but I was willing to let it slide for all of the other things it had going on. I'm not sure why the fitness industry insists on thinking that all of these people who trying to be fit and watch what that eat need sugar in the protein bars. In my opinion, quit putting sugar in the bars and you will be in high demand. Do so see what these body builders, fitness competitors, and other health enthusiasts do to themselves as far as eating and discipline? I think we'd all be ok if it didn't taste like a piece of candy.

Fifth, the size! Most 200 calorie bars are smallish, and they don't feel like you're really eating anything portion wise. This one has at least a few inches on most other protein bars in the 200 calorie range - size does matter for protein bars, at least for me anyways. 

I was too quick to eat it and didn't snap a pic - I borrowed this from Moms RUN this town. If you don't like my review, you can hop over there and see what they think too!

Now, the texture was interesting - something I wasn't expecting. The bar is bendy, like a thick playdoh, and it doesn't have a crunch or crumbly aspect to it at all. I actually don't mind that - if I want crunch I can eat some celery. Post eating, I felt full and satisfied, and I stayed that way for about 3 hours (not that I would wait more than 3 hours to eat again, that's just silly).

I won't pay over $2.50 for the bar again though, so off I scurried to Amazon for better deals. And there it was! A box of 12 chocolate chip cookie dough Victory bars for only $18.28 -- that's only $1.53 per bar! Not too shabby, plus I have Amazon Prime so it was free 2-day shipping. Winning.

They have 4 flavors: almond vanilla, chocolate chip cookie dough, fudge brownie, and peanut butter chip. I have tried chocolate chip cookie dough and peanut butter chip so far... and so far so good!

Homemade Gummies

Sour patch kids, gummy bears, swedish fish, sour gummy worms. Sometimes I just need a little gummy love in my life. A few years ago I tried making homemade gummies, but that was before I liked to take pictures of my food and then share it with the internet world. And this is one that definitely needs to be shared!

It only takes about 5 minutes to prep and as little as 3 ingredients to whip up - then about within 20 minutes you have your very own gummies!

Homemade Gummies
If made according to my recipe, these treats are gluten-free, dairy-free, and paleo. Feel free to use a vegetarian friendly gelatin - and then let me know how it goes!

Gather these things:
    Dry
- 5 T of of Knox gelatin, or 6 packets
   Wet
- 1 cup lemon juice
- 1 cup of fruit - I used a frozen berry blend from Trader Joe's, but any raw or frozen fruit will do.

Directions:
- Combine fruit and lemon juice in a saucepan, turn heat to medium-high and simmer until fruit is soft and can be easily blended.
- Let cool for 5-10 minutes. Or don't today I was eager and skipped this step, but I know my Vitamix can handle it.
- Dump mixture in blender, turn on low.
- Add gelatin 1 Tbsp or 1 packet at a time. Allow it to blend until smooth before adding next one.
- Once all gelatin is added, blend until smooth.
- Immediately pour mixture into a pan to cool, you can speed up the process by sticking it in the fridge or freezer (if you haven't let the mixture cool and you stick it in the freezer, you could have condensation build up on top...it won't hurt it, it will just freeze your gummies and then you will have to let them thaw before cutting - all prolonging the process of eating them. Not a best practice in my book).
- Cut into shapes of your choice - I almost did hearts in the spirit of Valentine's Day, but didn't have the patience :).
- Eat!!



As I was making, I got to thinking - there are so many things you can add to this recipe to take it to a whole new level! I included a few things I would consider adding in my pictures, and here are some more:

1. Add a caffeine AND flavor kick with some Mio Energy, and with no added calories....which led me to number 2...
2. Add your favorite pre-workout powder to the mix and then you don't have to carry a big shaker bottle without - just bag of gummies that are easy to eat on the go/in the car
3. Add a flavor punch with some herbs - I added basil to one of my recipes today, but couldn't really taste it - I think I needed more than 4 leaves.
4. Crystal Light packets anyone? Aren't there alcoholic beverage flavored ones now? It could be like you're drinking a mojito at work! I wonder if I could add alcohol to these. Oh man back to the kitchen for me.

Anyone else have any suggestions? I love gummies enough that I would probably try them all :).

Combine your lemon juice and fruit of choice in a small saucepan.

Then blend away! Can you tell I didn't wait for it to cool? Still steaming!

Prep your gelatin for easy and continuous pouring - I dumped the 6 packets into a bowl that I could easily hold.

Then slowly pour.

Once you have poured - give it a little time to blend together. I'm not sure what a mouthful of Knox gelatin would taste like, but I would hate for you to find out the hard way.

Have that pan ready and waiting, the gelatin will start to congeal fairly quick.

Throw it in the fridge or freezer and then take it out when it feels stiff to the touch. I would say it probably feels like a fake boob, but I'm not sure what those feel like.

I sliced mine into 13 rows and 13 columns, but feel free to get creative with shapes and sizes!

Yum! Gummies make me happy - it feels like I'm indulging, but it's actually a pretty balanced snack when you look at the numbers - 45 calories, 8g protein, 7g carbs, 4g sugar for about 30 pieces.

Candy for those who don't want to cut out the candy :). Enjoy!

Homemade Gummies

Servings: about 6 - this is for 30 pieces per serving (about 170 pieces, mine were cut 13 x 13 )

Ingredients	Calories	Carbs	Fat	Protein	Sodium	Sugar
Knox Original - Gelatin, Unflavored, 6 Envelope	120	0	0	48	0	0
Trader Joe's - Very Cherry Berry Blend Frozen Fruit, 1 cup	90	22	0	1	5	16
Lemon juice - Raw, 1 cup	61	21	0	1	2	6

Total:	271	43	0	50	7	22
Per Serving:	45	7	0	8	1	4

Homemade Gluten-Free Flour Guide

The other day I had cornbread on my mind. Let's go ahead and blame it on Mike since he was making his infamous taco chili soup. Wait, now that I type that...is that redundant? Does chili imply that it's a sort of stew or soup of it's own? Hmmm. Anyways, what goes better with chili than cornbread? Nothing. You're right, per usual. Y'all are good!

So off I went to the google machine to peruse cornbread recipes so I could make one of my own. There were a few good ideas out there, but all of them had one or two ingredients that I didn't currently have in the house, and I'm just not one to run to the store for one ingredient.

That's where my guessing and hoping for the best comes in. That's also where all of my "you probably don't want to taste that" recipes come from...but no risk, no reward, right? Good news is this one was a reward. Bad news is I didn't whip out the camera because I was in a rush to make it before the taco chili was done...Mike bet I couldn't do it in time and I'm kinda competitive. Situations like this cloud my judgement I think.

The ingredients that I didn't have was a gluten-free flour blend, which is what most of the recipes for gluten-free cornbread called for. With a little bit more googling, I now can make a gluten-free flour blend for anything!

Found this picture while googling since I had none of my own - and also found lots of interesting info! It's the Flour Advisory Bureau ...who knew there was one of those?

Here's how easy it is to make your own:

All you need a 40/60 ratio of whole grain to starches/white flours.
That means 40% whole grains, 60% starches/white flours. Your options for each are as follows:

Whole Grains:

- Teff Flour

- Sweet Potato Flour

- Sorghum Flour

- Quinoa Flour

- Millet Flour

- Oat Flour

- Mesquite Flour

- Corn Flour

- Buckwheat Flour

- Brown Rice Flour

Starches/White Flours:
- White Rice Flour
- Tapioca Flour
- Sweet Rice Flour
- Potato Starch
- Cornstarch
- Arrowroot Flour

*Assume that there are 140 grams in 1 cup of all purpose baking flour. That means you need 56g of whole grains, and 84g of starches/white flours. A scale helps. I use this scale which I bought on Amazon.

And then mix the two that you choose together and there you have it! Use this as your general guide to a gluten-free flour base and you should be good to go. Some mixtures will respond differently due to water absorption, but I haven't tried them all yet, so play around and find what you like best.

That being said if a recipe specifically says something along the lines of "make sure to use these", or "do not substitute", I would heed those suggestions because they have probably done their homework and know a thing or two about baking.

Now get to replacin'!!